The 10 Worst Star Trek TNG cast’s Wikipedia pictures.
10. Michael Dorn.
Black don’t crack bitches. Just a shame such a man was under all that.
9. Gates McFadden.
I hope her and Dorn were hittin it backstage. I mean she wasn’t much 25 years ago but the good doctor is holding up well. Bravo.
8. Marina Sirtis
I think you can read my mind. Nice rack for a gal of 57. AMIRITE PEOPLE!
7. Patrick Stewart
Not bad captain, but I think this jaw has grown perpendicularly. That or he’s making it so in his pants.
6. Wil Wheaton
You’d think for someone with such a large presence across our God the internet, Wikipedia could have found something… something… a little less round in the face.
5. LeVar Burton
OK Black cracks. The whole Rainbow is cracking here.
4. Jonathan Frakes
Frakes crakes. No that sucked. I think I really just put this on here because anyone who’s directed 3 episodes of Burn Notice can do better than the standard blue Hanes undershirt.
3. John de Lancie
The mighty Q is apparently appearing as Cuban tourist. I’m sure it is soothing to my species.
Is it worth it being a real boy Brent? With half your face all melty.
1. Denise Crosby.
The whole reason I did this list. The mannish hands. The clear signs of excessive drinking. Add a poor flash and an ill fitting shirt and VIOLA! I would sue Wikipedia.