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Category: Star Trek TNG

Star Trek TNG SEASON THREE AWARDS SHOW EXCLAMATION POINTS!

Renee and I are back and we are pissed.  Picard should be getting more tail.  Luckily we have Best Sex Scene, Best New Old Cast Member, Best Cheap Alien and oh….

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LOCUTUS OF BORG BITCHES!!!!!!

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Wesley Crusher iPad sweater of your very own

Thank you Etsy’s Knitter Who. Now you’re iPad can be covered in the haute space couture of the 24th century.

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STAR TREK TNG SEASON TWO AWARD SHOW PODCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE IT IS PEOPLE!!!  It’s what at least 10 of you have been asking for.  Our highest rated podcast has come back for its first sequel of many.

TNG Season 2 Pod!!!

As a preview the real stars of Season 2:

TESH AS A KLINGON!!!

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everyone’s favorite…. Read the rest of this entry »

New Greatest ST:TNG gif ever.

Naughty.

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Make your own lil Crusher.

Some soon to be rich genius, named Rebecca Olson has given us all the opportunity we’ve all wanted but been afraid to ask for: to make our children look more like Wesley Crusher.  AND BEHOLD!

$60. Christmas is coming. I have a daughter. Worth mentioning is all.

THE STAR TREK TNG: SEASON ONE AWARDS PODCAST IN ALL CAPS!!!

BOW DOWN IN AWE!!!!

Or lean.

I’m very pumped. It’s the first of the 7 (maybe 8) but definitely 7 Star Trek TNG Seasonal Award Podcasts with the adorable, insightful, highly amusing Renee Schultz! We talk sexy cast members, shitty ways to get posessed and which Worf ridge is the real Worf ridge. Read the rest of this entry »

World’s Colliding! Patrick Stewart on Sesame Street saying Number one to an audience of 3 years old thats just want the old guy to leave.

Unfortunately, Jerry Nelson, the puppeteer who voiced the purple, number-OCD’d vampire Count von Count on “Sesame Street,” has died at 78. His “ah ah ahhhhhhh” will always be my daughter’s first impression.  Best part is this guy could totally have passed for a vampire himself.

So all the sudden, and much to my daughter’s glee, youtube is flooded with Count Von Count clips and in the Seasame tradition of getting celebrities to do things that would normally be fodder for Funny or Die, Patrick Stewart came on to reprimand the Number One. Read the rest of this entry »

This is what I would be doing with a couple nerdy friends if I didn’t have a kid and a wife who would make fun of me.

Fathom Events, the kings of putting opera in movie theaters, to make horribly boring dates more accessable have finally done something I want to participate in.  Unfortunately, I have no idea how I would talk my way into this.  So let the 25th anniversary continue!

sidenote: I had a dream this morning that Jonathon Frakes was hosting a talk and his cheeks were swollen it was making him talk like chubby people.

TNG Stuff just won’t go away….

So I’m just saying.  My birthday is a little over a month away and this wouldn’t be such a bad gift.  Just saying.  If we’re friends.  If we’re not friends.  If I know you from work and I made up a  slightly ethnic nickname for you that everyone calls you and you aren’t real thrilled about but have not choice to go by it cause its toooo accurate. You can buy this for me too.