Whale Vs. Shark “The Squid”

Whale gets something for his Beeeeee-daaaaaaay.

BREAKDANCE!!! It’s Pee-Wee’s 6-0 BD.

This is what is like to wake up today people!

or

(Yes Mark Mothersbaugh stole from himself when making the Yo Gabba Gabba theme.)

Happy 60th Birthday to actor/comedian/convict/personal hero to Paul Rubenfeld/Paul Reubens/Pee-Wee Herman. Let us all get our bike stolen, wear white shoes and down tequila.

Happy Birthday Dennis Duffy!

I would be remiss if I didnt give a Happy 48th to Liz Lemon love, AllState pitchman and terrible first season SVU actor (Ice-T acting upgrade) Dean Winters.  Since NBC are a bunch of youtube Nazis here’s some written wisdom from the beeper king.

They should call this The Weeks.

I could get any girl I want and not just the fatties and the butterfaces.

We’re like Ross and Rachel, but just not gay…

[Reading from a letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called “women’s liberation,” which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights. I’ll always love you. Goodbye and good luck. I’ll never forget you.

I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn’t start until college.

Technology is cyclical.

Actually, my beeper doesn’t have a camera. But it does have a pedometer. Actually, not this one.

 

 

Justin And The Voice of the Internet Watch Trailers: Prometheus

Sorry its been so long. but HB’s birthday party decorating extravaganza (lots of craft Bee making, get it, H “B”).  Now its over and I’m back to making AM and I brought the Voice of the Internet and musician Mike MacDonald (intentional mislead!)  We talk ACTUAL FACTS for at least 5 minutes in a stunning turnaround for this podcast.  So here comes the lesson.

Justin And Mike Talk Trailers: Prometheus

Way to go Jamie Moyer.  I mean right?